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Various Types Of Ladies



Few Various Types Of Ladies..
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1- HARD DISK LADY:
"Remember Everything Forever."
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2- RAM LADY:
"Forgets About U The Moment U Turn Off."
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3- SCREEN SAVER LADY:
"Just For Looking."
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4- INTERNET LADY:
"Difficult To Access"
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5- SERVER LADY:
"Always Busy When Needed"
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6- MULTIMEDIA LADY:
"Looks Beautiful But You Can Only Look"
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7- VIRUS LADY:
"Is Type Ki Lady Ko Hum
Normally "WIFE" Kehty Hen,
Ye Ek Baar Aapke System Me
Enter Ho Jaye To
System Format Kerny Per Bhi
Jaan nahi Chhorti.." :-D ;-)

Hahhaha



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