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Happy Married Life



( Happy Married Life )
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- Shadi se pehle her Aurat Apne Husn se
Admi ka bheja kharab karti hai or
Shadi ke baad Apni Cooking se Admi ka Hazma.
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- Aurat apne Future ki Fikar Us
Waqt Tak karti hai jab tak k
Shadi Shuda na Ho Jaye,
jab ki Admi apne Future ki Fikar
Shadi ke Baad Hi karta hai.
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- Aurat ko Mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi Bhagna chahiye,
Kya Pinjra bhi kabhi Chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai?
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- Hitlar ka kahna tha k Impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par Aap Me Agar Himmat Hai to
Ek Hath me 2 Tarbooz Utha Ker Dikhao.. ;-)

Hahhaha



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