If we get married
Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Going to night clubs too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too.
Boy: Ok. !!
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying you. ;-p
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