Umeed
Gadha: Yaar Malik Bohut Marta hai.
Dog: Ye Ghar hi Chhor de.
Gadha: Nahi Yaar Wo Hamesha
Apni Beti se bolta hai,
Teri Shadi GADHE se kra dunga.
Bas Isi Umeed pe Me Betha hun.. ;-)
Hahahhaa
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