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Ulti



Jab Boy Ulti kare to,

Maa: Kahan se Pee k aya h Kamine..

Or

Jab Girl Ulti kre to,

Maa: Kon tha Wo Kamina?
.
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Moral:-
Koi b Ulti kre,
Boys r always Kaminey..;-p



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