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PURE Vegetarian JOKE



PURE Vegetarian JOKE..
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HUSBAND:
"DEKHO ME TUMHARE LIYE MULI, GAJAR,
KAKDI, KARELA AUR KELE LAYA HUN"
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BIWI:
"APP KAHIN LAMBE TOUR PE JAA RAHE HO KYA?..;-p

Hahahaha



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