AB AAP KI BARI HAI
Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti hun..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
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