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Toilet Paper Hai



Boss To Salesman:
Customer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Jany Do,
Agar Kuch Nahi Hai To
Us K Badly Kuch Aur De Do..

Customer:
Toilet Paper Hai?

Salesman:
Wo To Nahi Hai Per
Aap Regmaal Le Jao...;-p ;-)

Hahahaha



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