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Tujhy Goli Maar Dun



Kid to His Mom:
Maa Me kese Paida
hua tha??

Mom: Me Ne Ek Bartan me
Mitti dal k rakh di thi
kuch Din Baad dekha
Us me se Tu Mila..

Kid Does Same...
After A Few Days,
Uss Bartan me Ek Mendak
Milta hai..

Kid (Ghusse me): Man to
Karta hai
Tujhe Goli Maar dun
But kiya kerun
Aulaad Hai Tu Meri..;-p:D

Hahaha



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