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Virus Woman



Know Your Woman’s Type..!

1. Windows Woman:
Kisi Kaam k nhi hoti pr
is k bina Guzara bhi nhi hota..

2. Hard-Disk Woman:
Ye Sab kuch Hamesa Yaad rakhti hai..

3. RAM Woman:
Muh Pherty hi Aap k Bary me Sab Kuch Bhul jati hai..

5. INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access

6. E-mail Woman:
Is ki kahi 10 Baton me 8 Baten bina Matlab k hoti hen..

7. Virus Woman:
Is ko "Wife" bhi kehte hen,
Is k Bary me jab tak
Aap Jante hen,
Tab tak Ye Aap k System ka
Band Baja Chuki hoti hai..;-p:)

Hahaha



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