Virus Woman
Know Your Woman’s Type..!
1. Windows Woman:
Kisi Kaam k nhi hoti pr
is k bina Guzara bhi nhi hota..
2. Hard-Disk Woman:
Ye Sab kuch Hamesa Yaad rakhti hai..
3. RAM Woman:
Muh Pherty hi Aap k Bary me Sab Kuch Bhul jati hai..
5. INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access
6. E-mail Woman:
Is ki kahi 10 Baton me 8 Baten bina Matlab k hoti hen..
7. Virus Woman:
Is ko "Wife" bhi kehte hen,
Is k Bary me jab tak
Aap Jante hen,
Tab tak Ye Aap k System ka
Band Baja Chuki hoti hai..;-p:)
Hahaha
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