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A Boy Called vodafone Care



A Boy Called vodafone care.

A Girl picked up the phone.

Girl: vodafone care me aapko Khush Aamdeed.

Boy: Thank You

Girl: Me aapki kya Madad kar sakti hun?

Boy: Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hen Mujhse?

Girl: Ji aapne galat number laga diya hai

Boy: Nahi Mene sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: Ji Me shaadi me interested nahi hun

Boy: Aray Madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: Not interested

Boy: Love Marriage karengi toh Honeymoon me switzerland, arrange marriage karengi to Paris

Girl: Ji Me aapse shaadi karna hi nai chahti to aap offer kyu de rahe hen?

Boy: Court Marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal Wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim Style Wedding me sirf 200rs

Girl: Aapko Samajh nahi aata k Mujhe shaadi nai karni phir bhi Aap samajte nahi

Boy: Ab pata chala Madam Aapko Hamara Dard,
jab k Hamen nai interest hota phir bhi aap
Hamaari Naak me Ungli karne k liye baar baar Call karti rehti hen.

Girl Shocked,
Boy Rocked..:-)



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