Monthly Package
Principal: Agar koi Larka Larkiyon k Hostel ki Taraf gaya to
Pehli dafa 100 Rupy Jurmana ho ga,
Dusri dafa 200 Rupy,
Aur Teesri Dafa 500 Rupy Jurmana ho ga..
Pappu: Sir, Monthly Package kiya ho ga?...;-p
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