Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Ticket



Teacher : Me Bus pe Charhun, Ya Bus Mujh pe, Dono me kiya Farq hai??

?

Pathan : Koi Farq Nahi,
Dono Baar Ticket Aap ki hi Katy gi.

Teacher : Lakh Di Lanat...:-)



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Ticket"

  1. What Is Line  By: Maha Abro
    Mathematics Teacher : What is 'Line'? ? ? ? ? ? A Genius Answered : A Line is a Dot, going fo...

  2. Samandar Me Aam Ka Darakht  By: Maha Abro
    Teacher : Samandar me Aam ka Darakht ho to Tum Kese Aam Toro gy?? Student : Fish Ban Ker.. Teacher...

  3. What Is Brain  By: Raheel Ahmed
    Teacher : Define Brain? Student : Brain is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Information goes in, and t...

  4. Baray Ho ker Kiya Bano Gi  By: Raheel Ahmed
    Teacher ny Larki se Poocha ; Tum Bari ho ker kiya kerna chahti ho?? Larki : Me Bari ho ker Maa bann...

  5. Tense  By: Rabia Naz
    English Teacher : Batao ye konsa Tense hai? "Me Naach raha hun, Tum naach rahy ho, Wo naach rahy he...

  6. Hathi  By: Sumaira Malik
    Teacher : Konsa Parinda sab se Tez Urta hai?? Student : Hathi. Teacher : Nalaik, Tera Baap kiya ke...

  7. Interest  By: Sumaira Malik
    Madam : Lecture kesa hona chahiye?? Student : Aap Ki KAMEEZ Jesa. Madam : What?? ? Student : I...

  8. So Sweet  By: Sumaira Malik
    One Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se : Me Aap ko Kesa Lagta hun?? Miss : So Sweet. Bacha : To phir Me A...

  9. Aisa Kon  By: Naghma Khan
    Teacher : Murgi Egg deti hai, Aur Cow Milk deti hai, Aisa Kon hai jo Dono Deta hai..?? ? ? ? St...

  10. Exam  By: Naghma Khan
    Nursery k Student ny Exam Sheet per SUSU ker Diya.. Teacher : Gadhay ye kiya kiya?? Student : Mis...

  11. Kamzor  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Teacher To Student's Father : Aap ka Bacha Hisab me Kamzor hai.. "Me ny Kal is se Poocha k Me 3 An...

  12. Wada Kero  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Teacher : Bacho Wada kero, Kabhi Girls ki taraf nahi dekho gy Bachay : Nahi dekhen gy Teacher : Gi...

  13. English Winglish  By: Raheel Ahmed
    Teacher : Me Teri Jaan Nikal ungi, Is ki English kiya ho gi?? . . Student : English ki Aisi ki Tes...

  14. Home Work  By: Maha Abro
    Miss : Home work Q nahi kiya?? Student : Miss light nahi thi. Miss : Candle jala lete? Student : M...

  15. Mehanti Aur Naik  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek School ki emarat ko Aag lag gai, School k Sab Bachay door Khary Hans rahy thy k Chalo ab school...