Pakistan Zindabad
Ek American Aurat, Ek Japani Aurat, Aur Ek Pakistani Aurat Kashti me ja rahy thy k Achanak Wahan Jin agaya aur Bola :
"Samandar me Koi Cheez Phenko, Agar me ny dhoond li to Me Tumhen kha jaun ga,
Aur Agar na Dhoond paya to Me Tumhara Ghulam".
American Aurat ny Memory Card phenka,
Jin ny usay dhoond liya aur usay Kha gaya..
Japani Aurat ny Sikka Phenka, Jin ny usay bhi dhoond liya aur
Usay Kha gaya..
Phir
Pakistani Aurat ny Disprine Goli phenki aur Boli :
"Chal Beta Ghar Chal, Bohat Kaam para hai"...;-)
Pakistan Zindabad
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