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Larka Perfume ki shop waley se



Larka Perfume ki shop waley se :

1 Perfume dedo Me apni Girlfriend k ghar Dinner pe

ja raha hun.

Phir Bola : 2 aur dedo,

Uski sister bhi bohat khubsoorat hai

usy bhi Line dena hai, aur uski Mom

abhi tak young hai, usko bhi chakker me

rakhna hai, Bohat paisa hai us k paas...
.
.
Dinner pe jese hi Girlfriend ka

baap aya,

Larka sir jhuka ker beth gaya..

Girlfriend :

Mujhy nhi pata tha k tum itny shermeely ho?
.
.
Larka :

Mujhy bhi kab pata tha k tumhary

baap ki Perfume ki shop hai....:-)



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