Motorway Police ne car ko roka: Ye road safety ka
Motorway Police ne car ko roka:
Ye road safety ka week h,
Ap belt pehn kr car chla rhe ho,islye apko Rs.1000 ka inam dia jata h.Ap is inam ka kya kroge?
Driver:Me is inam se apna drivng licence bnwaunga
Pchli seat pr bethi uski maa boli:Iski bat ka ykin mt kro.Ye nasha me kuch b bolta ha
Us k baap neend se jage or police ko dkh k boly:
Mje pta tha k chori ki car me hm zyada door nhi ja skty
Tbhi car ki digi se awaz i:
Bhai hmne border par kr lia kia?
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