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Tumne mera Dil chura liya hai



Patient to Nurse: “Tumne mera Dil chura liya ha..”
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): “Jhoote!! Dil ko tou haath bhi naheen lagaya.. HUMNE TOU KIDNEY CHURAI HAI!!!”



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