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A Man Went To a Pet Shop



A Man Went To a Pet Shop.
He saw a parrot n said.

If u give correct answer of my question, I'll buy u.
Man: Whats color of my shirt?
Parrot: Blue

Man: Gud I'll buy u.
Parrot: Sir If u give Correct answer of my question
Then I'm free 4 u.

Man: Gud, Whats the Q?
Parrot: Kisne kha Tha k Pepsi Pe 5rs Kam Krdo. :-P



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