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Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay



"Budget 2015"

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay K 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note: Jo Bhi Ye Sab Cheezen Ek Sath Khareede Ga, Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushbu Muft Sunghai Jayegi.

Or

Petrol Free Dikhaya Jaye Ga”.:-D



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