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Light Gai Hui Hai



Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyo Latak Rahe Ho?

Pagal: Main ek Bulb Hon.

Doctor: Tum Jal Kyo Nahi Rahe?

Pagal: Bewakof! Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai. :-)



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