Ariese Ansari's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Ariese Ansari
Location: karachi pak
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Member Since: 04 Aug 2007
About Ariese Ansari:
I am Ariese.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ariese Ansari
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Why CROW is BLACK in Color?
Why the CROW is BLACK in Color?
Do u know
Answer -
CROW says COW(Kaow Kaow).
COW gives MILK.
MILK is WHITE.
WHITE is Very BRIGHT.
BRIGHTNESS gives d future of STUDENTS.
STUDENTS r d leaders of 2MRW.
2MRW never comes b4 TODAY.
TODAY I should go to COLLEGE.
COLLEGE is d home of KNOWLEDGE.
KNOWLEDGE has nothing to do wid BUFFALOWs.
But CROWs sit on BUFFALOWs.
BUFFALOWs r BLACK.
So Color of CROW is BLACK.
Category: English Funny SMS
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Utho Utho Dood Mornind
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Detho titni Pali Shubha Hai
Letin Aap shoo lay ho Danday Bachay
Otho Otho..
Dood Mornind.
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye
Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Aankhon Say Sab Aasaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Kuch Yaadein Uss Ki Beech Samander Doob Gayeen
Kuch Sapney Reh Uss Paar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Ikk Umr Rahey Hain Jeet Say Be-perwah Lekin
Jab Jeetna Chaaha, Haar Gaye Hum Haar Gaye
Yoon Uljhey Duniya Ke Dukh Mein Be-sudh Ho Ker
Sab Jhootey Sachey Pyaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Pehley To Preet Mein Apney Aap Say Door Huwey
Phir Yaar Gaye, Dildaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye !
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka
Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka ajab ik tamasha dekha,
Chhalaktey jaam dekhey samandroo ko pyasa dekha.
Ye kya majra hai apni to samaj mai nhi aya,
Admi apni hi justju mai ulajhta dekha.
Jin k haath thay khali wo masrof-e-zikr dekhay,
Haathon mai liye tasbi-e-anmol waaiz ko bhatkta dekha.
Alhamd-u-Lillah ka matlab to samajh mai aya,
Siraat-e-mostaqim k matlab pay Logon ko jagharta dekha.
Eiman bechtay huay ADAM k betay dekhay,
HAVAA ki beti ko sar-e-bazar bikta dekha.
Kese dunya k makr-o-fraib se samjhota kr loon,
K in aankhon ne kitne jalte diyoon ko bhujta dekha...!
Category: Islamic SMS
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Generation's Messed Up
Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...
Snow White Lived With Seven Men...
Pinocchio Was A Liar.
Robin Hood Was A Thief.
Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...
These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
Category: English Funny SMS
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Is Liay Azadi Hasil Ki Thi
Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay Hasil Ki Thi
K Sab Boys Aaj K Din Aawara Gardi Karain.
Logon ko Hoot Karen,
Girls ko Tang Karen,
Nahi Na?
To Chalo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,
Q K Aaj Meri Bike Kharab Hai. :-)
Category: Independence Day
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