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Decent Kuri's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Decent Kuri
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 05 Jan 2009

About Decent Kuri:

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Decent Kuri


  • Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye
    Teri Chahat Mai Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye,
    Tere Baad Kisi ko Apnana Bhool Gaye,

    Phir Laga Sara Jahan Veerana Humko,
    Jaise Chaman MaiPhool Meheknaa Bhool Gaye,

    Tum Se Mohabat hi Bataya Saare Jahan ko,
    Yahi Baat Tumko Batana Bhool Gaye,

    Hum ne Mita Diya jahan Bhi Likha Tha Naam Tera,
    Magar Apne Dil se Mitana Bhool Gaye,

    Woh Juda Hue hum Se Muskrate Huye,
    Magar apni Palkon se Aansoo Hatana Bhool Gaye.


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  • Husn Ka Mukaddar hun
    Husn ka mukaddar hu na pyaar ki takdeer hu
    Zindagi ke be-rangon ki me bas ek tasveer hu

    Na raat ko hain neend mujhe na din me hi karar hain
    Bikhare huye sapno ki ek tooti huyi tabeer hun

    Zakhmi dil ko jo pal me bana gayi ho naasur
    Gum ke nastron me aisi khichi gayi ek lakeer hun.


    •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Namaz Ki Ahemiyat
    Jo Namaz ko Hakeer samjhta hai: Usey marte hue ye 3 saza milti hain.

    1) Woh Zaleel marta hai.
    2) Woh Bhooka marta hai.
    3) Woh Pyaasa marta hai.

    (Agerchay woh tamam samandar ka pani bhi pee le, woh pyaasa hi mare ga...)


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Eman
    Apni sochon ko pani ke qatron se ziyada shaffaf rakho

    Kiu ke

    Jis tarah qatron se "Dariya" banta hai

    Usi tarah sochon se "Eman" banta hai...


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Haleem - ALLAH Pak ka naam hai
    "Haleem" jo ke ALLAH Pak ka naam jis ka matlab Burdbar ke hain aur hum ne is lafz ko khane ka naam diya hua hai, aur jo hamari khanay wali cheez hai us ka naam hai.

    "Daleem" jo ke dalliya say nikla hai, is maloomat ko aagay pohchain ta ke ALLAH Pak ke naam ki bayadbi na ho.


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Woh din...
    Woh university ki parhayi woh dilchasp baatein.
    Woh sylabus ki tension woh Exams ki raatein....

    Woh canteen mein gathering woh friendz ki laatein...
    Woh ruthna manana woh bunk mulaqatein...

    Proposal ki planning woh raat ka guzarna...
    Phir class ke peeche wali seat pe sona...

    Be tuki baton ko serious lena...
    Woh matlab ki baatein hansi mein urana...

    Na woh din hein na woh raatein, Na gussa na baatein..
    Ager kuch hai to bus bheegi palkein aur purani yadein...


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  • American: In our country a man had no legs,
    American: In our country a man had no legs,

    We put him artificial legs now he is race champ.

    Russian: In our country a man had no arm,

    We put him artificial arm now he is boxing champ.

    Pakistani: In our country a man had no brain,

    We put sindhi cap on his head now he is our President...!


    •   Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Story
    Story:

    Once upon a time

    A boy asked to a girl: Will you marry me?

    Girl: No.

    Aur is tarah larka

    hansi khushi rehne laga.

    Moral:

    No wife happy life.


    •   Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  
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