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• Ye Intezaar Bhi Pyaara Hai
  Unka Waada Hai K Woh Laut Aaenge,
  
  Isi Umeed Par Hum Jiye Jaenge.
  
  Ye Intezaar Bhi unhi ki Tarah Pyaara Hai,
  
  Kar Rahy The, Kar Rahy hain Aur Kiye Jaenge.


  Category: Waiting For You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• When There's Silence
  When There's Silence,
  I hear your Voice.
  
  When I'm Alone,
  I feel your Touch.
  
  When I close my Eyes.
  I see your Eyes.
  
  I Love You Very Much.


  Category: English Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Hayat-e-Bewafa Se Ashna
  Aashna to Thay Hayat-e-Bewafa Se,
  
  
  Afsoos k Anjan Rahy Raaz-e-Mout Se Hum.


  Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Kisi Chahat ki Zarorat Nahi
  Jab Mujhy Chahat Ki Zarort Thi tu kisi ne chaha hi Nahi.
  
  Ab kisi ne Chaha hai Lekin Mujhy Ab kisi Chahat ki Zarorat Nahi.


  Category: Broken Heart SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Aap Kam Baad Mai Karna
  

  (",)
  <))> Xcuse Me
  _/?_

  
  Aap Kam Baad Mai Karna,
  Phle Meri Baat Sun Lo ok,
  
  
  ,
  
  

  
  .*" "*...*" "*.
  "*.I Miss U .*"
     "*,,,,*"

  
  Sachi ..


  Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pepsi Wali Larki Nahi Dekhi
  Bhootni Apni Maa Se:
  
  Mama Mama,
  Dekho Na Main Kitni Khaufnak Ho Gayi
  ...Hoon ...
  
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  Mom: Beti Zyada Gharoor Nahi Kerty,
  
  Tum Ne Pepsi Wali Larki Nahi Dekhi?


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
  Boy to Gym Coach:
  I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I'm gonna meet in 3 days.
  Which Machine Should I Use?
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  Coach: Use the ATM machine Outside the Gym! :-)


  Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
  Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
  Na Kuch Kahon Tou Ye Mat Samajhna...
  K
  Tum Ko Main Chahta Nahi Hoon
  Magar
  Kisi Se Kaha Nahi Hy
  Kabhi Kisi Se Nahi Kahon Ga
  Khamoshiyon Ki Zubaan Ka Qayal
  Main Chup Rahon Ga
  Bas Ek Rastaa!
  Nazar Ka Rasta Khula Rahe Ga
  Agar
  Nigahon Ki Baat Samjho Tou Ye Samajhna
  K
  Chahaton Ka Muqaam Hy Dil Mein
  Meri Mohabbat Nihaan Hy Dil Mein.


  Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Meera School Mein Eng
  "Meera" School Mein Eng.
  Teacher ki job k liye gayi
  1st day class mein gai tou 1 student ne pucha: Who Are You?
  
  
  "Meera" ne apna Intro Karwaty huey Kaha:
  "I Miss U". :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Bachay Khuchay Pakistaniyo Ko
  - Saylab
  - Mehngai
  - Target Killing
  - Ghurbat
  - Bomb Blast
  - Military Operations
  - Load Shedding
  Aur
  - Terrorist Activities
  Se Bach Jany Waly Tamam
  
  Bachay Khuchay Tarastay Aur Sisaktay aur DHEET Pakistaniyo
  
  Ko Meri Taraf Se 14 August Mubarak.


  Category: Independence Day   Send To Mobile  

• I Heard Good Looks Can Kill
  I Heard that Good Looks Can Kill
  
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  So, Please Don't Look At Me
  
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  I Don't Wanna See You Die. :-)


  Category: Self Praising SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao
  Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
  Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao
  
  Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
  Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao
  
  Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
  Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao
  
  Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
  Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.


  Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Most Painful Situation
  Most Painful Situation
  Other Than Love Is When
  You are waiting for your Friend After Exam.
  
  
  Thinking
  Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya
  Lagta Hy Paas Ho Jaye Ga. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Chale Hum Maikhane Mein
  Mohabbat Yahan Bikti Hai Ishq Nilam Hota Hai
  
  Bharose Ka Katal Yahan Khule Aam Hota Hai
  
  Zamane Se Thokar Mili To Chale Hum Maikhane Mein
  
  Aur Wahi Zamana Humein Sharabi Ka Naam Saare Aam Deta Hai.


  Category: Sharabi SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Memon Ki Biwi Mar Gai
  1 Memon Subha so k Utha
  Yo dekha k uski BV Mar Gai Hai.
  
  Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya
  Aur Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kar Rony laga
  
  Aur Bola
  
  "1 ka Nashta Kam Banana" :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Dil Ko Sambhaalo Aur So Jao
  !!! SO JAO !!!
  
  Apnay Dil Ko Sambhaalo Aur So Jao,
  
  Aansu Aankhon Mein Chupa Lo Aur So Jao,
  
  Kuch Nahi Milta Ishq Mein Siwaye Iss K,
  
  Gham Ki Barish Mein Naha Lo Aur So Jao,
  
  Chor Do Yeh Raaton Ko Dair Tak Jaagna,
  
  Uss Ki Yaad Dil Se Mita Lo Aur So Jao,
  
  Ishq Mein Hamysha BeWafaye Hi Hoti Hai,
  
  Yeh Baat Zehen Mein Bitha Lo Aur So Jao....
  
  GOOD NIGHT


  Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Dear Kanjoos Customer
  Dear Kanjoos Customer,
  U have now subscribed Kanjosi Package.
  U can Enjoy saving of MSG,
  Ur Subscrptn title Kanjos is valid till God give U
  TAUFIQ 2 Send me Sms.


  Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Amazing Love Story of The Year
  Amazing Love Story of The Year...
  
  GIRL: Aur Mera Kutta Kesa Hai?
  BOY: Mai Theek Kamini Tu Bol?
  
  GIRL: Mai B thek or Zaleel kya Ho Raha Hai?
  BOY: Kuch ni Ullu ki Pathi Tu Bata.
  
  GIRL: Mai Tujh Se Bat Kar Rahi Hu na Manhoos
  BOY: Acha Kamini
  
  GIRL: Chal Dafa ho Kuttay
  BOY: Tu Bhi Phut Lay
  
  This is Called True Lovers :-)


  Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Jee Bhar k Dekhon Tujhe
  Jee Bhar k Dekhon Tujhe Agar tujko Gawara ho
  
  Betab meri nazren hon Or chehra tmhara ho
  
  Jaan ki fikar hO na zamane ki parwa
  
  Ek tera Pyar ho jo bus Humara ho.


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Santa Banta in Exam Hall
  Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
  
  Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
  
  
  
  
  Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga
  
  Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain
  
  And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)


  Category: Santa Banta Jokes   Send To Mobile  

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