Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho
Mera Jeena Mera Marna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Mera Rukna, Mera Chalna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Masajid Me, Majalis Me, Tu Hi Tu Ho Mere Dil Me,,
Mera Rona, Mera Hasna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Zamana DhalRaha Hai Maghrabi Tehzeeb Me Lekin,,
Mera Her Rang Me Dhalna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Teri Mansha Meri Manzil, Ye Dil Ik Pal Na Ho Ghafil,,
Sar e Medan Mera Girna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Mera Mushkil-Kusha Tu Hai, Mera Hajat-Rawa Tu Hai,,
Wafa Kerna, Jafa Kerna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Teri Chahat Ki Dawat Me Sar e Bazar Yun Phirna,,
Mera Gosha-Nasheen Rehna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..
Wafa Ki Rah Me Chalty Huwe Deewany Hud-Hud Ka,,
Ghubar e Raah Me Milna Ilahi Teri Khatir Ho..!
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS
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Zakat vs Tax
Teacher: Zakat Aur Tax Me Kiya Farq Hai??
Pappu: Sir Zakat Ameer Se Le Ker Ghareeb Ko Di Jati Hai,
Aur Tax Ghareebon Se Le Ker Ameeron Ko Diya Jata Hai.. :-D
Pappu Rocked..
Teacher Shocked..
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Behtreen Raazdar
Haqeeqat Me Aurat Ka Sab Se Behtreen Raazdar Uska Shoher Hi Hota Hai..
QK
Ziyadatar Shoher Apni Bivi Ki Baat
Ghor Se Suny Baghair Hi
Apna Sar Hilaty Rehty Hen.. :-D :-)
Hahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Karachi Doob Gaya
Usay Batao Ye Ja Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Tu Apna Farz Ada Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Sabhi Ko Pala Bary Naaz Se Karachi Ny,,
Her Ik Rishta Nibha Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Qareeb o Door Se Sab Nochty Rahy Usko,,
Kisi Ny Dekha Na Aa Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Kisi Ko Piyar Nahi Piyar Ka Dikhawa Hai,,
Kisi Ko Paas Na Pa Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Kisi Ny Dekhi Hai Halat Na Haal Pucha Hai,,
Her Ik Nishaan Nibha Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Hai Bad-Naseeb K Apny Bhi Sath Chor Gaye,,
K Zakhm Apno Se Kha Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Hai Shoq Sabko Hukumat Karen Karachi Per,,
Ye Baat "Souz" Bata Ker Karachi Doob Gaya..
Category: Rainy Day / Barish SMS
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Parhaiz
Saas: Bahu Tumhen Pata Hai Apni Pregnancy Time Me Me Ny Jo Kuch KHaya Aaj Wo Sab Mere Bety Ko Bohot Pasand Hai..
Bahu: Wo To Thek hai Maa Ji, Magar Aapko Kam Az Kam "CHARAS" Se Parhaiz Kerna Chahiye Tha.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Back Bencher Student
Kon Lota Hai Yahan Ishq Me Ghazi Ban Ker..
Me Usy Pa Na Saki Pakki Namazi Ban Ker..
Me Ny Chaha Hai Usay MEER Ki Urdu Ki Tarha,,
Aur Wo Mujhy Aaj Bhi Milta Hai Riyazi Ban Ker.. :-D
(Hun me kitthay jawan) :-(
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Ungli
Agar Kabhi Aap Ko Bohot Zyada Thakan Mehsoos Ho Rahi Ho To
Bijli Waly Switch Me Dono Ungliyan De Den..
InShaAllah Aap Ka Ang Ang Thirakny Lagy Ga.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Blood Tset
Pehly to zulmi ny pakri kalai,,
Phir us ny chupke se ungli dabai,,
PHir.?
Phirr..??
Phir Kiya...
BLOOD TEST aisy hi to hota hai Kamino..
Her waqt Romantic hona zaruri hai kiya.. :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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