faisal's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: faisal
Location: lahore
Country:
Member Since: 30 Oct 2008
About faisal:
hi to all
im good enough n wana good frndz..
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: faisal
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joke . . .
Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?
Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .
Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Zara Udas Hon Lekin
Zara Udas Hon Lekin zara masroor bhi hoon,
Tumharay paas hoon shayed, shayed door bhi hoon,
Youn pathrily raston pay chalna shoq nahi mera,
Kuch mamla chahat ka hai kuch majboor bhi hoon,
Muhabbat ho gai tum sey bas itni khata hai meri,
Mana k mujrim hoon magar beQasoor bhi hoon.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Chalo Aisa Karain Mil K
Chalo Aisa Karain Mil K Sitary Baant Lety Hain
Zarurat k motabik sahary baant lety hain
Muhabat krne walon ki tijarat b anokhi hy
Munafa chor dety hain khasaray baant lety hain
Agar milna nhi mumkin to lehron pr kadam rakh kr
Abi Dariya-e-Ulfat k kinary baant lety hain
Meri jholi me jitny b wafa k phol hain inko
Ikhathy baith kr sary baant lety hain
Khuloos k Elawa paas apny kuch nahi Mohsin
Isi Doulat ko hum qismat k maary baant lety hain.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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1 Nazam Tere Naam
1 Nazam Tere Naam
Ek Sham K Dhalte Saey May
Wo samne Chup Chup Bethi Thi,
Zuban Se To Khamosh Mgr
Ankhon Se Sb Kch Kehti Thi,
Chand Se Us K Chehre Pr
Ek Ajb Udasi Chayi Thi,
Jhel c Uski Ankhkon May,
Ek Nami Umad Si i Thi,
Kuch Kehna Tha Usko Mujhse,
Jo Kehna Tha Na Keh Pai thi,
Alfaz Na Thay Us K Paband,
Ye Baat Batane i Thi,
Jo Kuch Bhi Us K Dil May Tha..
Mai Bina Sunay He Jaan Gaya,
Uski Aankh k Ansu Ne,
Her Baat Mujy Batayi Thi.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Juda Honay Ka Andesha
Juda Honay Ka Andesha juda hony se pehle tha,
Wo mujh se intehai khush khafa hone se pehle tha,
Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,
Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha.
Category: Bewafa SMS / Shayari
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Implanted a Woman's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:
Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)
Category: Cool Jokes
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Always Have A Wonderful Day
.*"Always"*.
Welcome a New
Day With a
.*"Smile"*.
On Your
.*"Lips"*.
.*"."*"Love"*"."*.
In Your
.*"."*Heart*"."*.
.*"."*Good*"."*.
.*"Thoughts"*.
In Your
*"."*Mind*"."*.
And You Will
.*"."*Always*"."*.
Have a Wonderful
*"."*"Day"*"."*
"Good Morning"
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Tum Kahan Rehte Ho
Kisi Ne Us Se Poocha!
Tum Kahan Rehte ho.
Us Ne Kaha
Kisi ki Yaadon Main
Kisi ki Dharkanoo Main
Kisi ki Saanson Main
Kisi ki Hasraton Main
Kisi K Khayalon Main
Kisi K Tasavur Main
Kisi K Razo Main
Kisi K Dil Main
Aur.
Kisi K Be-had Qareeb...!
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Tum Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na?
Wo Shaks Jab
Bi Mujh Sy Milta Tha,
Har Baar MasoMiyat Sy Mujh Sy Poucha Karta Tha,
K Tum Mery Hi Ho Na
Or hum Hr Baar Us K Chehry Ko
Apny Haathon Sy Choo Kr Qasm Khaya Kerty Thy,
Par
Kaash,
Hum Ny 1 Baar Hi USS sy Pouch Liya Hota,
K TuM B Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na.
Sh*t, Itni Si Ghalti Se Bachi Hath Se Nikal Gayi. :-)
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Main Tery Lab Py Hon
Main Tery Lab Py Hon Dareena Shikayat Ki Tarha
Yaad Rakha Hai Mujhy Tou Ny Adawat Ki Tarha
Chand Nikle To Mera Jism Mehek Utthta Hai
Rooh Main Utri Hoi Taza Mohabbat Ki Tarha
Teri Khatir To Koi Jaan B Ly Sakta Hoon
Main Ny Chaha Hai Tujhy Ga'on Ki Izzat Ki Tarha
Tum Meri Pahli Mohabbat To Nai Hoo Lakin
Main Ny Chaha Hai Tumhay Pahli Mohabbat Ki Tarha
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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