Dapper's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Dapper
Location: LHR, Pakistan
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 03 Aug 2007
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dapper
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Pathan's Star is Bawaseer
Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?
Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya
Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.
Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Banta met Woman of his Dreams
Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that
He recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"
Category: Santa Banta Jokes
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Uski Beti Barri Lash Hai Yaar
Beautiful Thought!!!
Ek Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Woh,
Rastay Main Milne Waly Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha.
Par Ek Shakhs Uske Salam Ka Jawab Dene K bajaye,
Usay Gaaliyan Deta Tha.
Phir Bhi WOh Naik Insaan Usay Har Roz Salam Karta Tha.
EK Din Us Se Kisi Ne Pucha K
Woh Shakhs Har Roz Tumhain Bura Bhala Kehta Hai,
Tum Phir Bhi Usay Salam Kyon Karte Ho?
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya:
Uski Beti Barri Lash Hai Yaar. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Memon To Memon Doctor
Memon To Memon Dr.: Aap ki Fees Kya hai?
Memon Dr: Pehli Martaba anay ki Rs.100 Aur 2nd time free.
Memon Patient:
To phir Aap Samjhain K main 2nd Time Aaya Hon
Memon Dr:
To phir Aap Wohi Dawa Khatay Rahain
Jo Maine Pehli bar Aapko Di Thi. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Ali Baba 40 Chor Parh Rahi Hai
1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.
2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya
Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:
Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :-D
Category: Pathan Jokes
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