Rooman Qamar's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rooman Qamar
Location: Karachi, Pakistan
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Member Since: 18 Sep 2008
About Rooman Qamar:
Hi! I am Rooman Qamar from Karachi Pakistan. I like funny sms
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rooman Qamar
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Koi Zabt de na Jalal De
"Ya ALLAH"
Koi "Zabt" de na
("jalal") de,,,
'Muje' sirf itna
("kmal") de,,,
'Me' hr ek ki
("sada") bano,,,
K "Zmana" mri
("Misal") de,,,
Teri ("Rehmton") ka
("Nazol") ho,,,
Mri ("Mehnaton") ka
("sila") mle,,,
Mjhe ("Maal-o-zar") ki
("hawas") naho,,,
Muje bs tu
("Rizq-e-Halal") de,,,
Mre "Zehn" me Tri
("Fikr") ho,,,
Mri "sans" me tra
("Zikr") ho,,,
Tera ("khouf")mri
("Nijat") ho,
Sbhi(" khof")
"Dil" se nikalde,
*(Aameen)*
Good morning
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS
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Allah Ko Naraz Kar Dia
ALLAH ne "SOOD" se Roka,
Humne Bank Bana diye,
ALLAH ne "Zina" se roka,
Humne Cable chala dia,
ALLAH ne "Parde" ka hukm dia,
Humne be-hyai ko aam krdia,
ALLAH ne kaha mere NABI ki sunnat ko na chorna,
Humne Ghairo k Tariqe apna lye,
ALLAH ne kaha QURAN me tmhari kamyabi poshida hai,
Hum usy OXFORD ki kitabo me dekhte hen,
Zara Sochiye k hm isi wja se preshan or Zalil ho rahe hen,
Jisko Razi Karna tha usi ko Naraz Kar Dia.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Seene Se Emaan Hai Ghayab
Seene se Hamare Kahin Emaan hai Ghayab,
Muslim hain per Pehchan Ghayab.
Dunia ki Lazzatoun Main bus Mashghol Hain Hum Sub,
Or Dil se RAB-PAK ka Farman Hai Ghayab.
Hum Samne Kaise jayn Gey KHUDA K,
Jab Aakhrat ka Sabhi Saman hai Ghayab.
(Namaz Qaim Kijye or Apni Aakhrat Sanwaren)
JUMMA MUBARAK
Category: Islamic SMS
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Sonay Se Pehle Muaf Karna
Ik Shaks marne k bad khud ko Jannat Mai Dekhta hai,
Heran ho kr apne Rab se poochta hai:
Ya ALLAH!
Mujhe nahi Yaad parta ke maine
Aisa koi Naiki ka Kam kiya hoga jis ki Wajah se main Yaha Agaya.
Allah Pak Farmaenge:
Waqai tune koi Aisa Barra kaam nahi kiya Siwae is k,
Sone Se Pehle tu Sab ko Muaf kr k Soya Karta Tha.
Tujhe kya lagta hai,
Tu Mujh se Ziyada Barra SAKHI hai.
Ja maine Bhi Tujhe Muaf Kiya.
(Subhan'Allah)
Dil Kahy To Fwd Karein.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Raza Wali Zindagi Ataa Kar
"Aye ALLAH, Hum Wo to Na Kar Sakey jo TU chahta hai,
Hamen Ye Taufeeq Ataa Farma k
Hum Wo Bhi Na karen Jo TU nahi Chahta."
Aye Parwardigar Hamain Apni Raza Wali Zindagi Ataa Kar,
Narazgi Wali Zindagi Se Mehfooz Farma.
Ameen - Summa Ameen.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Quran Kareem ki Tilawat Karo
Hazrat Abo Zar Raziyallaho Anho Riwayat karty hain K:
Rasolalah Salalaho Alaihi Wasallam Ne mujy irshad farmaya:
Quran Kareem ki Tilawat or Allah ky zikar ka Ehtimam kiya karo,
Is Amal sy Aasmano mai Tumhara zikar hoga,
or Ye Amal Zameen mai Tumhary liye Hidayat ka Noor hoga.
(Baihaqi)
Category: Islamic SMS
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Boyz Girlz se Ziyada Naik
1 Survey se yeh Baat Sabit Hui Hai k
Boyz Girlz se Ziyada Naik Hain.
Report k mutabik jb b koi Larka kisi Larki ko Dekhta Hai
To Uski Zuban se foran ye Lafz Adaa Hote hein.
(Masha Allah)
(Subhan Allah)
Kitni Pyari Larki Hai.
Jab k koi larki jb kisi Larke ko Dekhti he to Kehti Hai.
Kamina Jab Dekho Ghorta Rehta Hai.
Isi liye Boyz ko Zyada Naik Qarar de Diya Gaya Hai.
Girls b Ye Sab Keh Kar Naik ho Sakti Hein.
EXPRESS NEWS...
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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Main Us ko Bhool Jaon
"Parveen Shakir"
Jitna bhi us ko sochoon, Utna hi door Paon..
Jitna bhe us ko chahun, Khud hi Bikherti jaon.
Main Aam si Musafir Be-aas Be-sahara,
Wo door Basnay wala, ik Aasmaan ka Tara.
Main Rait se Ulajhti Sehraaon ki hawa hoon
Wo saahilon pe chalta Baad-e-saba ka jhonka
Haan farq to Bohat hy, Per Baat ye Faqat hy
Main laakh toot jaon, Khud hi se Rooth jaon..
Per ye na ho ga Mujh se..
Ke Main us ko Bhool Jaon...
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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