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• New Thirsty Crow
  New Thirsty Crow
  
  Teesri dafa ka zikar hai...
  
  Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,
  
  Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.
  
  Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.
  
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  Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Jaise SIRF Mere Hi Ho Tum
  Shikway To
  Yoo'n Kartay
  Ho
  Mujh Se.....!
  
  
  Jaise.....
  SIRF
  Mere Hi Ho Tum...


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sunti Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahi
  Kaan Main Ek Suraakh To Pehle He Hota Hai.
  
  
  Larkiyan Khud se 3,4 Aur Bhi Karwa Leti Hain.
  
  Aur
  
  Suntin Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahin. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Happy Resolutions Day
  Try, Try, Try, and keep on trying is the Rule that Must be followed to become and expert in anything.
  
  Happy Resolutions Day.
  
  Happy 23 March Day.


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Doosry Din He unke Ghar Bachi Hui
  1 Larki ki Shaadi Hui...
  
  Garmi bohat thi.
  
  
  Aap Yaqeen karo.
  
  
  
  Doosry Din he unke Ghar
  
  
  
  BACHI HUI.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Biryani Kharab Ho Gai.
  
  Hahahahaha :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Intazar Aap K Sweet SMS Ka
  EHSAAS
  Aap ki Duri ka
  
  (YAQEEN)
  Aap ki baton ka
  
  (QADAR)
  Aap ke naam ki
  
  (FAKHAR)
  Aap se dosti ka
  
  (INTIZAR)
  Aap K Sweet SMS Ka.


  Category: Waiting For You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Waiting For You To Notice Me
  I'm still waiting For that call
  One that will probably Change it all
  
  I'm still waiting For that rose
  Filled with love Or a little prose
  
  I'm still waiting For a secret
  Today perhaps You'll tell Me
  
  I'm still waiting For that day
  To please come Maybe even a key
  
  I'm still waiting For you to ask
  If I'm ready to go With you
  
  I'm still waiting For you to ask
  If maybe It's too soon
  
  I'm still waiting On this quiet bench
  Just waiting for you to notice
  
  That I've been sitting here Waiting
  Waiting for YOU, Waiting For You To Notice Me.


  Category: Waiting For You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Everyone Has a Best Friend
  Everyone Has a Best Friend During Each Stage of Life.
  
  But
  
  Those are Lucky
  Who have the Same Friend in all Stages of Life.


  Category: English Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Past, Present and Future Tenses
  I Finally Got My Past, Present and Future Tenses Correct Today.
  
  I Loved You.
  
  
  I Love You.
  
  
  I Will Love You Forever.
  
  Happy Valentine day!


  Category: Valentine Day SMS   Send To Mobile  

• CheckerFarishta Tha Yaar
  If a Girl Gets 89 Marks,
  
  Her Response: KAMINA 1 MARK DE DETA TOU USKA KYA JATA! :-)
  
  &
  
  If a boy gets 33 marks
  
  He says CHECKER FARISHTA THA Yaar...


  Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pathan Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha
  Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.
  
  
  Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...
  
  Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:
  
  Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. :-)


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Altaf Bhai Ko Rota Dekh Kar
  Altaf Bhai Ko Rota Dekh Kar
  Meri Bhi Aankhon Main Aansu Aa Gaye.
  
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  Hans Hans Kay.
  
  Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Shopping Se Bachne ka Tareeqa
  Eid Par Biwi ki Shopping Se Bachne ka Tareeqa.
  
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  Hakeem Luqman K Paas Bhi Nahi Tha. :-)


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Hairan Hony Ki Zaroorat Nahi
  *&^*& *%^% &&*^*&%
  *&*&^*&%* *^%
  *&&%$&&Y%$$#
  *&&%*&* *&$##??
  
  Hairan Hony Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
  
  China Se SMS Aaya Tha.
  
  Poch Rahy Hain.
  
  
  Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo? :-)
  
  


  Category: Current Affairs SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Kulli Karte Waqt Paani
  Kulli Karte Waqt Chupke Se Paani Pee Liya Jaaye To
  Pooray Din Pyaas Nahi Lagti.
  
  Zubaida Aapa K Totkay.


  Category: Ramadan Day SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 500 ka Load Karwaon Ga
  Challange 4 All:
  Ye Kam Koi B Nahi Kar Sakta
  
  Agar Kar Lay To I Promise.
  Mai Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Karwaon Ga.
  
  Wo Kam Hai
  
  
  Mery Number Pay 1000 Ka Load Karwa Do. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai
  Sari Zindagi Kar k Barbad Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai...
  
  
  Us Ne bhi Burqa Pehan Liya, Hum Ne Bhi Daarhi Rakh Li Hai. :-)


  Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho
  Main Sheesha Ab Nahi Takta Mujhe Hai Dar Buhot Lagta.
  
  
  Meri Aankhein Na Keh De Ye Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho.


  Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Staying at a Small Town Hotel
  Staying at a Small Town Hotel,
  A Man ordered tea.
  
  Shortly Afterward,
  
  A Girl threw open the Door.
  Sugar in your Tea? She shouted.
  No,
  Thank you, Man replied.
  
  Ah, Well, Don't stir it Then. :-)


  Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Fear of Long Words
  Did You Know ???
  
  "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
  
  Is Actually ...
  
  
  The Fear of Long Words. :-)


  Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

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