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Hassaan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Hassaan
Location: Karachi
Country:
Member Since: 09 May 2014

About Hassaan:

I am student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Hassaan


  • Hum B ja rha hay
    Pathan
    Public Toilet mei gya to
    Diwar Pr Likha tha
    Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
    Aur
    Tum Yahan Bethay ho

    Pathan
    Nechay Likh Aya

    Bus
    kar k
    Hum B ja rha hay!


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  • Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai
    Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
    ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
    se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
    kahan he,
    Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
    Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
    Kaminay
    tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

    Pathan bola.
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    Mein ne socha surprise don ga.


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  • 1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
    1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
    aghwa kr lia.
    phir os py 1 sticker laga
    k gher bejh dia.
    jis py likha tha 10 lakh
    rupe kal pul k neche
    bhijwa do.
    or bacha lay lo..2sre
    din pathan pul k neche
    gya to usy pese mil gye.
    or sath sticker py likha tha:
    khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.
    Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN
    ko luta


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  • 1 naya naya tableeghi pathan
    1 naya naya tableeghi pathan
    tableegh say wapis aaya to
    apni Bivi ko maarnay Laga.

    Dost ny puchha:
    Isay Q Maar Ray ho?

    Pathan Bola:
    Ye Daarhi nai rakhti.

    Dost nay kaha k bewaqoof ,
    aurton ki daarhi nai aati.

    Pathan:oye mujhay pata hai,
    magar ye “IRADA” to karay.


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