Khan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Khan
Location: karachi
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Member Since: 18 Sep 2010
About Khan:
i want to many more jokes msgs etc for fun
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Khan
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream l
Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
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Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
E
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
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a silent msg for all pakistanis
If yo
a silent msg for all pakistanis
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,
The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.
But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,
All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.
Leadership Matters...
A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
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18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time
18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?
Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?
Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?
Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?
Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
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Just Imagine
Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu
Just Imagine
Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:
"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.
After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)
Geo Zardari.
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We dont want American Rental Power we wa
We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.
IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.
Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
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Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA & KESC
Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun,
1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,
0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli nakhron waali...
Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)
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