Master Mind's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Master Mind
Location: Sukkur, Sindh
Country:
Member Since: 02 Mar 2007
About Master Mind:
Hi I like fun. And a great fan of those who like fun.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Master Mind
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Us Waqt Main Nashy Mai Tha
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us Waqt Main Nashy Mai Tha.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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One Date is Necessary Before Marriage
1 Larkay Ki Shadi 1 B0hat Haseen Larki Se Hui.
Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha
Bas Sabse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi,
Shadi k baad Uska ghunght utha kr bola:
Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
Do Aap Ta Dil Talay,
Moral:
Kam Se Kam 1 Date Lazmi Lga Laini Chahiey! :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Don't Be Angry Like
Don't Be Angry Like That My Love,
One day u must leave the world my Love.
Nahi Samhjy?
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain.
Aven Russya na kr meri jaan sajna,
Ik din chad jana ay jhaan sajna.
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Amal Aur Ajar
AMAL OR AJAR
1. Jab Musalmaan Wazu krta h to us k chehre,
Haath or paon se gunaah nikal jaaty hain.
(Muslim:244)
2. Waqt pe Ada ki hui Namaz ALLAH k nazdiq
Tamaam Amaal me Zyada Mehboob hai.
(Bukhari:527)
3. Jo Shakhs Subah ki Namaz Ba-Jamat Parhy
Wo ALLAH k Zimmay hota hy
(Muslim:657)
Category: Islamic SMS
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Happy Birthday My Love
I'm Sending this Bouquet of Love To Say That
I Love you so much I hope I say it often Enough
I want you to know it's True,
On this Special Occasion I want to Remind You
That you are My everything And my Love is True.
Happy Birthday My Love!
Category: Birthday SMS
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Know About Chemistry
Sir: What Do You Know About Chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorine, Florin, Shirin,
Nausheen, Farheen, Ambreen, Samreen, Afreen, Yasmeen, Nasrin... :-)
Category: Cool Jokes
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