AsiM's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: AsiM
Location: Karachi.
Country:
Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
About AsiM:
"Life should come with remote controls
Then I could rewind it to the time it was better
It should have a restart button so
I could travel right back to the day that I met her."
"If Somebody Wanna Contact Wid Me, So My Contact Number is 0343-2067591."
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: AsiM
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1 Paindu Ki Shadi Par Sab Paindu Hi Aye
1 Paindu Ki Shadi Par Sab Paindu Hi Aye Howe Thay.
Khana Start Howa To 1 Paindu Ney Plate Main Tissue Paper Deakh Kar Socha Shayed Ye B Koi Khane Ki Cheez Hai.
Jab Wo Tissue Paper Utha Kar Mouh Main Dalne Laga To Us K Sub Dost Onchi Awaz Main Boley.
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Oye Na Khawein Phikka Ee...;-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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MIRZA GHALIB
in 2011
"*!*"
Koi umeed
MIRZA GHALIB
in 2011
"*!*"
Koi umeed barr nahi aati,
Hukumat Kahan hy, nazar nahi aati,
Chup reh kar bhi dekh lia hum ne
Sharam unko mgr nahi aati,
Pehle hoti thi loadshedding
1 ghanta
Ab saara din lite ghar nahi aati
Cheeni thi 20 rupay kilo jo kabhi
Ab to 20 ki Pao bhi nahi aati,
Aa jata hai Bilawal har roz Pakistan
Aur Bakhtawar Eid par b nahi aati
Bibi ko mary hoey to guzar gya Zmana Ghalib
Mgr Zardari ko "MOUT" kyun nahi aati'.
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
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Pathan
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
Category: Pathan Jokes
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