Taha's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Taha
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 19 Aug 2009
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Welleyaan Nu Time Day
"Valentine Day" Punjabi saqafat ka ek hissa tha. Jisay angrezon ne hi-jack kar liya.
Kehte hain k Aawara Panjabi Larkay Cycle per Larkiyon k collage k bahar phirtay aur aawazen kastay...
Welleyaan Nu Time Day.
Jo baad main angrezon ne bigaar kar kar diya.
Valentine Day.
Category: Valentine Day SMS
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Its only a tiny rosebud
Its only a tiny rosebud,
A flower of God's Design,
But I cannot unfold the petals,
With these hands of mine.
The Secret of unfolding flowers,
is not known to such as I.
The flower God Opens so sweetly.
In my hands would fade n die.
If I cannot unfold a rosebud,
This flower of God's Design.
Then how can I think I have wisdom,
To unfold this life of mine?
So I'll trust in Him for His leading..
Each moment of every day.....
Category: Good Luck SMS
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1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per
1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per betha ro raha tha
aur
qabar ko pankhay se hawa kar raha tha,
kisi ne pucha itni muhabbat kyn?
aadmi: marne se pehle keh gai thi k meri qabar ki matti khushk hone se pehle shaadi na karna,
pata nahin kon roz qabar per paani dal kar chala jaata hai :-)
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne
Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne pull pe charha,
niche 1 aadmi dance kar raha tha uske dono haath nahin thay,
usne niche aa kar usse pucha: mera 1 hath nahin hai mai marne ja raha tha,
tmhare dono haath nahin hai auyr tum dance kar rahe ho?
Wo bola: tjhe marna hai to mar,meri to peeth mai kharish ho rahi hai kaise khujaun :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Pathan ko rastey mai ek
Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin
Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho
1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!
Jin: baki 2 khuashain?
Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)
Category: Pathan Jokes
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