shahzada's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: shahzada
Location: spain sevilla
Country:
Member Since: 12 Jul 2009
About shahzada:
koi hum sa ho tu samney ahey
0034627135030
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: shahzada
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My Wishes in 2012
My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "
Category: New Year SMS
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ufone naya
Salam,
9876543210
Ye Mera
ufone Ka "Naya"
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Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hai.....
Ab Bewaqufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...
Category: Text Insults
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mardam shumari
Ye
"MARDAM SHUMARI"
ki SMS service hy
Agr ap larka ho to mjhy 5 SMS karen
Agr ap larki hn to 3 SMS karen
Or
Agr ap ko apny oper shak hy to koi SMS na karen
Category: Text Insults
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ding dong
aaj
"DING DONG BUBBLE wali BILLI" ki Barsi hai,
Us ki YAAD mein plz 5 martaba
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"MIYAAOUN MIYAAOUN"
kar k,
msg ko aagay forwd kar dein,
SHUKRIYA
Category: Text Insults
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mobile bina
Mobile bina hai har larki ki shaan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Geo news
Geo news
" Good Morning "
Aaj Ki Khaas Khabron K Sath
Sab Se Pehle Headlines:
I wish u to
Have a Nice Day
Or ab Tafseel:
Aaj Bhi Rozana Ki Tarha SMS Ki Bonda Bandi Jaari Rahe Gi.
Call Aany Ka Bhi Imkaan Hai
Or
Miss Call K Baadal Bhi Mobile Pe Chaye Rahen Ge.
Aaj Poora Din Bar Bar Vibration K Jhatke bhi Mehsos hotay Rahen Ge
Or
Mazeed Khabron K Liye Dekhte Rahen Mery
"$m$
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Agar Aapka Reply Na Aye
Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Answer:
1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla
Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.
Category: Reply Me SMS
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kabi khamosh betho
kabi khamosh betho gy kabi kuch gunguna gy
main itna yad ahoon ga mujhy jitna bhulao gy
ager koi pooch baithy ga khamooshi ka sabab tum se
buhat kuch kehna chahoo gy magar kuch keh na pao0 gy
amain itna yad ahoon ga mujhy jitna bhulaoo gy
i miss u
Category: Missing You SMS
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Aye Kash Wo Raat
Aye Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Sey Aaye
Jab woh Apani Unglio Sey Mere Baalon Ko Sehlaye......
Main Dheere Dheere Juda Karo Libas Uske Jisam Sey......
Or Woh Madhoshi Mein Mujh Sey Lipat Jaye......
Main Choomo Uske Jisam Ko Kuch Is Taraha......
Kay Bekhudi Mein Uski Aah Nikal Jaye......
Mere Jaltein Hont Jab Milein Uske Honton Sey......
Mere Dehekte Jisam Mein HalChal C Mach Jaye......
Main Usey Raat Bhar Itna Pyaar Karoo......
K Uske Jisam Ka Ek Ek Ang Jhoom Jaye......
AYE KASHWOH RAAT JALDI SEY AAYE.....
Jab Woh Mujhe Apney Seene Pe Sulaye
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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mere RAB
Mere__Rab
Tu_Rehmaan
Tu_Raheem
Tu_Ghafoor
Tu_Razzaq
Tu_Kareem
Tu_Qadir
Tu_Qadeer
Tu_Muqtadir
Tu_Ghaffar
Tu_Wahab
Tu_Noor
Tu_Malik
Tu_Qudoos
Tu_Aziz
Tu_Razzaq
Tu_Qudoos
Tu_kabiz
Tu_Baseer
AEY! Mere RAB rehmat farma Mere Maa Baap par Mere Asatza par
Mere Behan Bhaiyon par
Mere Aziz Ristedaron par Mere Doston par or us par bhi jis neye Dua likhi,
jis ne parhi,
jis ne suni or
jisne hasb e tofeeq aagay bheji
(Aameen).
Category: Islamic SMS
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duwa
Aik Khobsorat Andaz-e-Dua!
A Mere Allah Pak Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Mauf Farma De,
Jo,Meri Duaon Ki Qabuliyat Me Rukawat Bunte hain!
Category: Islamic SMS
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