Wahaj's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Wahaj
Location: Karachi
Country:
Member Since: 06 Sep 2007
About Wahaj:
I am Wahaj Ahmed Ansari. I am a student of Computer Science.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Wahaj
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Bichar kay mujh
Bichar kay mujh say yeh
mashghala ikhtiyar karna
Hawa say Darna, bujhay
charagon say pyar karna
khuli zameeno main jab
sarsoon kay phool mehkain
tum aisi rut main sada
mera intizar karna.
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Woh konsi cheez hai
Woh konsi cheez hai:
Jo aapke paas ho to Nikaah nahi hota,
Aur
Agar na ho to Janaza nahi hota.
It`s Challenge.
Answer is Must.
Answer: Moat (Agar Moat hogi to Janaza hoga, aur nahi hogi to Nikaah kese hoga.)
Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS
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Don't wait until
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Category: Valentine Day SMS
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INSIDE WOMEN
The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
Category: English Funny SMS
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POTTY
Ankhon main aansu aajate hain,
Phir bhi labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai,
Ye haal tab he hota hai yaaro,
Jab Lambay safar main POTTY rokni parti hai.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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BATH SOAP
Mujhse kya ghalti ho gai,
Why are u avoiding me,
Atleast week main aik baar to yaad kr liya kero,
Ur behaviour is really hurting me,
With Love
Your,
BATH SOAP.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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