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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

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• Santa went to a museum where he broke a
  Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
  Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
  Santa: Thank God, mujhe laga new hai..

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• SANTA:-KYA LAYE HO.? BANTA:-MAIN TERE LI
  SANTA:-KYA LAYE HO.? BANTA:-MAIN TERE LIYE RISHTA LAYA HUN. LADKI B.COM HAI. SANTA:-LADKI CHAHE KISI BHI COM KI HO BAS MERE JC PADHI LIKHI HONI CHAHI

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• Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar r
  Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
  doctor:Kya hua?
  Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.

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• Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se b
  Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
  Banta nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
  Batna: Good?
  Santa: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

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• Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyu
  Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi le jate?
  Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
  Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai

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• Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise
  Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
  Bacha Kaise Nikla?
  Banta: pehle ye bataye ki wo usme ghuste kaise hai

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• MOLU-Kal Tum jis johri ki dukan pe Gaye
  MOLU-Kal Tum jis johri ki dukan pe Gaye the wo kaisi Hai
  GOLU-Bahut Umda or bahut badi dukan hai
  Jab maine kaha ki ek lakh rs ki koi Ring dikhao to wo bole-Kone me kachre ki tokri me padi hai usme dekh lo..

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• Raat ko 2baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti B
  Raat ko 2baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti Baji
  Ek Aurat Keh Rahi Thi-Aapka Kutta Raat Bhar Bhokta Rehta Hai
  Sone Nahi Deta
  
  Santa Ne Maafi Mangi or So Gaya
  dusri Raat 3baje Us Aurat ka Phone baja
  Santa bola-Maidam,Mai apko batana bhul gaya tha ki maine koi kutta nahi pal rakha hai

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• Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl,
  Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
  Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

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• Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhup
  Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
  Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
  Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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