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  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 C
    Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aya Aur Bola-Bhai,Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai
    Cheeta Chuhe Ke sath Chal Diya
    Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
    Chuhe Ne Use Bhi yehi sab Kaha,
    Haati Bhi sath Chal diya
    Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
    Chuhe Ne Use Bhi kaha
    Sher Ne Glass Rakha aur Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare.
    Hathi-Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
    Sher-Is saale ne Kal bhi bhang Pee ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Me Ghumaya tha!


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • 1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi
    1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahi Shaadi Hoti Hai To Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai,
    "Ab Teri Baari Hai".

    Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod Diya Hai..

    2nd Boy- Kyu?

    1st Boy: Kyuki Ab Jab Bhi Kahi Kisi Ki Death Hoti Hai To Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch Kar Bolta Hu,,
    "Ab Teri Baari Hai"


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • 1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe i love u ka
    1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe i love u ka msg bheja. .


    Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha or boli. .



    shut up tum itne mote or me slim n smart. . .



    aalu ko bahut dukh hua or usne phir itni sabziyan fassayi ki aaj dekh skte ho



    aalu_ghobi



    aalu_bengan



    aalu_shimla mirch



    aalu_palak



    aalu_matar



    or bhindi us din se aaj tk akeli he. .!!



    MORAL:

    MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR E HASINA.


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Vakil- 25june ki Raat 9baje tum kaha the
    Vakil- 25june ki Raat 9baje tum kaha the
    Gavah-ji,Apni biwi ke hath ka bana Garma Garam Khana Kha Raha Tha
    Vakil-Or 10baje kya kar rahe the
    Gavah-Us waqt mai pait dard se kararh raha tha
    Vakil-Kya Saboot hai Tumhare pass,Or kaun yakin karega Tum par
    Gavah-Aap yakin karenge,Jis din meri biwi ke hath ka bana khana kha lenge


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aurat Company Me Manegr Se Milne Gayi
    Ek Aurat Company Me Manegr Se Milne Gayi or bahar chaprasi se pucha-Sahab se mil sakti hu

    Chaprasi-Ha,khubsurt aurate unse kabhi bhi mil sakti hai
    Aurat-Thik hai unko jakar bolo unki biwi aayi hai


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Nakal Se Savdhaan! Asli SMS Ki Pehchan
    Nakal Se Savdhaan!
    Asli SMS
    Ki Pehchan
    Sirf Hamara Naam

    Hamara
    Har
    SMS
    Anokha
    Naya
    Or
    Aapke Man Ke
    Mutabik
    Hota Hai

    Purane
    Ghise-Pite
    Or
    Bazaru
    SMS Se
    Parhez Kijiye

    Aap
    Zayada
    Bor Ho
    To
    Hamare No. Pe Rs.100 ka Recharge
    Karwa
    K 500 Asli SMS
    Or
    Rs.1000 ka
    Recharge Karwa K
    3 Saal Tak
    Free SMS
    Receive
    Kare.

    Khushi
    Gum
    Birthday
    Bewafai
    Funny
    Joke
    Har Variety Ke Liye Booking Ki Jati Hai

    Note:-Shadi-Vivah Aur Talak K Liye SMS Order Per hi Taiyar Kiye Jate Hai


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • The next Generation kids will learn alph
    The next Generation kids will learn alphabets this way ....
    A:Apple
    B:Bluetooth
    C:Chatting
    D:Download
    E:Email
    F:Facebook
    G:Google
    H:HTML
    I:Iphone
    J:Java
    K:Kingston
    L:Laptop
    M:Message
    N:Nero
    O:Orkut
    P:Picasa
    Q:Quicktime
    R:RAM
    S:Server
    T:Touchscreen
    U:USB
    V:Visa
    W:Wifi
    X:XP
    Y:YouTube
    Z:Zorpia


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