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Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 C



Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aya Aur Bola-Bhai,Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Cheeta Chuhe Ke sath Chal Diya
Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi yehi sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi sath Chal diya
Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi kaha
Sher Ne Glass Rakha aur Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare.
Hathi-Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
Sher-Is saale ne Kal bhi bhang Pee ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Me Ghumaya tha!



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