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Latest Decent SMS Jokes:

Panchveen Paas
Kya aap Panchveen Paas se taiz hain?
Chalo aapka Test hai,
Lekin Aapne is SMS ko sirf 1 Baar parhna hai.
ok?

Ready?

Dekhte hain,

2+7

+9

-5

+4

+8

-2

+5

-4

+12

-8

Sawaal ye hai k aapne Down ka button kitni baar press kya?

By: Jasper Send To Mobile

Believe where others doubt!
Believe where others doubt!
Work where others Refuse!
Save where others Waste!
and
Stay where others Quit!
Dare to be Different!
Believe in Yourself!

By: Jasper Send To Mobile

Try Me
Smooth Roads never make good Drivers,
Smooth Sea never make good Sailors,
Smooth Skies never make good Pilots,
Problem Free Life never makes a Strong and Good Person,

Have a tough but winning day ahead,
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life,

Dont ask life "Why Me?"
Instead say "Try Me."

By: Wasiq Ansari Send To Mobile

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1795/
Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it
Guys get fun, Girls get blame
10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain
Then a baby comes out without any name.
Enjoy it or think it before you do it.

By: Akif Javed Send To Mobile

PROMISES and MEMORIES
A little difference between PROMISES and MEMORIES.
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PROMISES: We break them,
and
MEMORIES: They break us!

By: Wajahat Karim Send To Mobile

He, who loses faith, loses all
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

By: Dapper Send To Mobile

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-673/
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

By: Irfan Send To Mobile