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Latest Cool Jokes:
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Pichwaray ka Dard
1 Murghi ny Apny Maalik ko Khush kerny k liye
Sawa Kilo ka Ek Anda diya.
Maalik Bohat Khush Huwa
Aur
Murghi ko Shabashi di.
Murghi ko Shabashi to Mil gai
Magar
Pichwaray ka Dard
Sari Umar na gaya.
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Moral:
Ziyada Efficiency Dikhany se
Apni hi Phat'ti hai,
Maalik ki Nahi..:p
A Message to All Private Job Holders..;-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Khubsoorat Larki
Ghalat Nazar se Dekho gy to Her Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aye Gi,,
Sahi Nazar se Dekho gy to
Her Khubsoorat Larki Tumhen
,
Tumhari
Bhabhi
Nazar
Aayegi..:)
Taliyaaaann..;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Mobile Ki Service
Na Chheeno Mere Mulk ki Larkiyon se
Mobile Ki Service,
"Nawaz Shareef"
Ek Yehi to Kaam Hai
Jis ki Waja se
Wo Ghar k kaam
Waqt se Pehly Ker Leti Hen..;-p
(,")>
/)(' Bas 5 Minute
_//_, Wait kero,
Me Abhi Bartan Dho k Aai..:-)
By:
Asad
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Ek Zabardast Dil Hila deny Wala SMS
Ek Zabardast Dil Hila deny Wala SMS,
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,
,
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,
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Kal Kerun ga..;-p:)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Irada
Aunty: Aur Beta Aagy kiya kerny ka Irada hai??
Me: Aunty, Mera to aap ka Damad banny ka Irada hai,
Ab Aap Bataen Aap ka kiya Irada hai..;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Why I Hate C.I.D
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
By:
Dear
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