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SARDAR JI



Ek Aadmi Sardar Ji Ki Minnat Kar Raha Tha
K Apni Beti Ki SHADI Mujh Se
Kar Do Me Larki K WAZAN
K Barabar Sona Dunga.

Sardar: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do.

Aadmi: Kya Larki Se Puchne K Liye.?

Sardar: Are Nahi! Apni Beti Ka WAZAN Barhane K Liye.. :-D

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