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Toilet Me Poti



Pathan:
Oye Khana Kharaba,
Tu Ny Pury Toilet Me Poti Q Keri.

Sardar:
Mobile Ki Waja Se..

Pathan: Kiya Matlab.?

Sardar:
O Yaar Tu Ny "Get Idea"
Ka Ad Nahi Dekha,
"Walk When U Talk" :-D

Pathan: O Terii..

Hahhaha



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