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Pathan Apni Bivi Se:
Gul Bano, Raat ko Mobile
Charging Pe Mat Lagao,
Blast Ho Jayega..
.
Gul Bano: Khan Saab,
Aap Fikar Mat Kero
Mene Battery Nikal Di Hai.. :-)

Pathan: Phir Sahi Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha



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