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Ehmiyat



Pathan To Sardar:
Tumhari To Ghar Me Bhi Koi Nahi Sunta..

Sardar: O Nai Yaar,
Ghar Me Meri Bohat Ehmiyat Hai,
Khana Pakany Se Pehly
Sab Mujh Se Zarur Mashwara Kerty Hen,
Aur Phir Jo Me Kahun Wo
,
Her Giz Nahi Pakaya Jata.. :-( :-D

Hahhaha



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