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Shadi Se Pehly



Wife: Shadi Se Pehly To Aap Mujh Per Bohat Sher Kehty Thy
Ab Kiya Hua.??

Husband: Ab Wo Waqt Nahi Raha..

Wife: Phir Bhi Janu Ek Sher To Suna Den.

Husband: Acha To Suno,
.
Jane Jiagr Jane Man
90 Kilo Tera Wazan
Tu Jo Mujh Per Giri
Mar Jaunga Me Sanam. :-D

Hhahaha



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