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Mummy Papa And Son



Papa Piyar Se: Mera Beta Kiya Khayega??

Son: Kuch Nahi..
Papa: Juice Pi Lo
Son: Nahi
Papa: Doodh Pi Lo
Son: Nahi
Papa: Acha Germi Ho Rahi Hai Lassi Pi lo.
Son: Nahi
Papa: Bilkul Apni Maa Per Gaya Hai,
Sirf Mera Khoon Hi piye Ga.. :-)

Mummy To Son: Kiya Khayega Mera Beta..
Son: Kuch Nahi
Mummy: Aam Khaye Ga ?
Son: Nahi
Mummy: Ice Cream Kha Lo
Son: Nahi
Mummy: Noodles Bana Dun ??
Son: Nahi

Mummy: Kamina Apni Baap Per Gaya Hai.
Chappal Hi Khaye Ga.. :-) :-D

Hhahaha



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