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Tu Pagal hai kya



Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
.
Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
.
Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
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Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
.
Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
"Dil To Pagal Hai" :-)

Hahahha



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