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Alcohol is Harmful



Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???

- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal,
Helps Digestion.
- 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up,
Helps Activate Internal Organs.
- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep,
Avoids Heart Attacks.
- 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath,
Reduces Blood Pressure.
- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting,
Helps Quick Decisions.
Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!!
CHEERS..!!! *Beer*..!!



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