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Chaabi Gum Ho Gaya Hai



Pathan Ny Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhara Aur
Kandhay Per Rakh Ker
Bazar Le Gaya..

Ek Admi Ny Pucha:
Khan, Kiya Darwaza Bechna Hai??

Pathan:
Nahi Tala Khulwana Hai,
Chaabi Gum Ho Gaya Hai.

Hanso Mat,
Film Abhi Baqi Hai,,
,
,
,
Admi Pathan Se:
Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Aaye To??

Pathan:
Chor Andar Kese jaye Ga,
Darwaza To Hamary Pass Hai...;-p

Hahahaha



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