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1000 Ka Note



Pathan:
Aaj Hum ne 1 Jaan Bachaai

Sardar:
Woh Kaisay?

Pathan:
Woh Aise k Ek Faqir ko pucha
Me 1000 ka Note dun to kya karega?
Wo Bola:
Khushi se Mar jaunga

Me ne kaha:
Ja Phir Me Nahi Deta...;-p:D

Hahaha



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